Top Jokes Of the Week
Week of Monday January 16th
A Blonde Cop
A blonde was speeding in a 45 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.
cop who walked up to the car also happened to be a blonde.
She asked for the blonde's driver's license.
driver searched frantically in her purse for a while and finally said to the blonde cop, "What does a driver's license look
Irritated, the blonde cop said, "You dummy, it's got your picture on it!"
The blonde driver frantically
searched her purse again and found a small, rectangular mirror down at the bottom.
She held it up to her face, and
said, "Aha! This must be my driver's license", then handed it to the blonde policewoman.
The blonde cop looked in the
mirror, handed it back to the driver and said, "You're free to go. And, if I had known you were a police officer too, we could
have avoided all of this."
little boy : mummy is god a girl or a boy?
mummy: why god is both girl and boy
mummy is god black or white?
mummy: why god is both black and white
little boy: mummy is god gay or strait?
why god is both gay and strait
little boy: mummy is god Michael Jackson?
Where do Babies come from?
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.
where do babies come from?”
The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall
in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”
looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his thingy in the mommy’s girl thingy. That’s
how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.
“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came
into your room you had daddy’s thingy in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”
my dear. Jewelry.”